The recent release of Casino Royale, the first decent Bond movie in recent memory, and the pending return of Jack Bauer in 24, has compelled me to create a list of “Movies for Guys. Disclaimer: m not implying any order of greatness with the numbering.
1) Snatch/ Lock, Stock and Two Smocking Barrels
Guy Ritchie’s two wickedly-brilliant crime capers, Lock, Stock and Two Smocking Barrels (1998) and Snatch (2000), are defining guy movies. Marked by perverse-but-brilliant use of the English language, real-life thugs, friggin’-incredible characters, rampageous plots, and a sense of humor to match, both movies deny audiences the right to blink.
Lock, Stock and Two Smocking Barrels is the first of Guy Ritchie’s crime films. Although earlier and less polished than Snatch, the plot is much more creative than its semi-sequel. Four friends (Eddie, Tom, Soap and Bacon) join a rigged high-stakes card game, and end up owing more money than they have (which initiates a roundabout and counter-productive crime spree). The crime spree focuses around stolen shotguns, competing crime organizations, and leaves our four heroes (almost) where they started. What makes Lock, Stock and Two Smocking Barrels truly great is its characters. There’s Eddie, the gambling genius with the uninvolved father (played by Sting) who acts as ringleader, to Soap, the chef who’s obsessed with both knives and keeping his business “œlegit.”
Snatch is the incredible follow-up to Lock, Stock and Two Smocking Barrels. Slightly distilled for consumption by a wider audience, Snatch succeeds in drawing in viewers. In fact, the first time I saw Snatch I could not take my eyes off the screen. The characters in these movies are addictive, the action is brutal, and you’re laughing your head off the entire movie. Great Stuff.
2) Ronin
Staring Robert DeNiro, Jean Reno, and Sean Bean, Ronin is a spy/heist movie done right. The movie separates itself from others in its genre by its methodical progression and originality. While most movies retrace the steps laid long ago, Ronin finds its own tangent. Most spy movies try to trick the audience and reveal the deception as a stunning (but often predictable) conclusion. Not only is the double-cross in revealed at a more appropriate time, but Ronin also changes the focus of the film from division to unification. To match this departure from the norm are some outstanding driving, shooting, and explosions. Sounds like a guy movie to me.
3) Gattaca
Finally, a movie for the thinking man. Gattaca takes place in a bifurcated world. Gattaca is about human nature and how a single invention can change society. Vincent, the main character, is one of the last naturally born children; all others are genetically modified to be “perfect;” there is a high-probability Vincent will develop a heart defect — and is slated to keel over at 30. Throughout the film, the audience sees how these predictions places him at a disadvantage. Society treats him as a frail object, and for most of his life he believes it. But Vincent eventually realizes the difference between “probability” & “reality” and “ideal genes” & “natural potential.”
This disparity is embodied by Vincent’s opposite and confidant — “Jerome,” a former athlete and owner of perfect genes, who also happens to be a paraplegic. Together, Vincent and Jerome beat the system for Vincent to fulfill his life long dream to become an astronaut. Forgive me if I’ve confused you, but Gattaca is a complex probe into man’s quest to develop the perfect society. You won’t regret renting this movie.
4) Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail (Review Courtesy of Evan Simmons, an aspiring young-American writer)
The absolute best movie I have ever seen. Amazing screenplay, wonderful actors, and a suspenseful plot add to the excitement in this timeless classic. It is the story of the gallant knights of the Round Table: Sir Galahad the Pure (my favorite), Sir Lancelot the Brave, Sir Robin the not-so-brave-as-Sir Lancelot, and the aply named Sir Notappearinginthisfilm. They were sent on a quest by God in search of the sacred Holy Grail, and face perils including a cute widdle bunny wabbit with really long teeth, a very unruly peasant, and the dreaded “Knights who say ‘Ni’”! It is a very dramatic storyline, especially when Bors and a few other knights are killed by the very scary Killer Bunny Rabbit (who I have had nightmares about). Then they have to cross the Bridge of Doom and answer questions such as “what is the airspeed velocity of a swallow?” and are almost eaten by a hideous animated beast. In the end, they make it to the castle of Arrgh, and are taunted by a skinny, white Frenchman. And then the police come and arrest everybody. All in all, I think this movie is a heartfelt, scary, lovable classic full of bravery and valor.